In seventh grade I tried to fit in by joining both the basketball and football teams, the latter of which I quit almost immediately. Couldn’t, for the life of me, figure out where to put all those goddamn pads and I finally drew the line at that cup thing. When I realized that it had to go in my underwear (or outside? Honestly, have no idea.), that was the end of that adventure. At 5’5” and 110lbs, it probably wasn’t the game for me anyway. I know the coach was really sorry to see me go.
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